Sunday, April 02, 2006

Orkutus Inhabitus...

It seems almost yesterday that no one quite knew what "orkut" was. Now EVERYBODY is there. It's great pastime for jobless bums like yours truly and some people with jobs who have no work (case in point one Sanket Bhale).

So for the benefit of many who will join heretofore orkut has come out with an official classification of its inhabitants:
  1. Hunky Dory Salman fan: Has a display pic of Salman Khan/ Hrithik Roshan, can't speak to women without using the words "babe", "hot" or "sexy".
  2. Lovelorn Romeo: Uses sentences like "The moon asked me who is the fairest of them all...blah blah blah". Has had no luck with non-virtual love so tries in cyberspace. Thinks that the only way to get a girl to like you is by being a combination of William Shakespeare and Don Juan DeMarco.
  3. Female hungry engineer: Yes, this is a predominant and ever increasing race. Calls anything with breasts "beautiful", tells EVERY ONE of his friends if the girl scraps back. Every one of his friends in turn scrap the girl too, expecting the same result. This leads to the birth of "I'm going to kill whoever sent me an invite" (see number 4)
  4. I'm going to kill whoever sent me an invite: Girl gets invite from friend, decides to join, gets hounded by class 3 losers. Plans to kill friend.
  5. I'm so hot, I can't take the admiration: An interesting breed of women, their personal profile describes them as "very attractive", their photo however does not. Easy and gratifying target for class 3.
  6. Uncles/ Aunties: Forty somethings trying to "connect" with the "young generation". Always preaching - never listening kind of bozos. Don't know whether they are seen as parents or friends, try to be both and end up being neither.
  7. Just here to make friends: Minority class of entities, but still worthy of mention. Not unlikely to flirt now and then but all in all absolutely harmless.

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At 3:47 PM, Blogger Amol said...

Yessir.

Orkut's suddenly shot up on our browsing meter init?


Hehe.. only for the better.

 
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