The IT "engineer" song

With due apologies to IT engineers, the old Mech anthem from KJSom (written by yours truly)

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All of my good friends
They're software execs
Six figure wages
And golden rim specs

My mommy says that
"They've got it make"
Everyone says I
dont have what it take

They pass out their "B.E."s,
They're top of their class
Their tongues are out licking,
Some Professor's ass

Birds of one feather,
Together they flock
Discussing how Enrique
Is Heavy Metal Rock

Their "rock solid" future
And their god-awesome pay
Impressing them babes
In their corporate way

So smart n so suave,
Where these guys be from?
Pretty little pin-ups,
For Matrimonials.com

Toiling away in some
high-tech hell-hole
Coding their ass off
And selling their soul

Twice as much moolah
At home you may bring
But man what the fuck
Are you "ENGINEER"ing?